Monday, February 23, 2009

Hey, it's a cleverly titled entry...

Believe it or not I am some what a fan of Lord of the Rings, and this independently done prequel of sorts looks pretty good.


THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM - FULL Trailer 1 from Independent Online Cinema on Vimeo.




I'm becoming more and more addicted to the song "About A Girl" by The Academy Is. It's a very catchy little diddy even if the lyrics are very amateurish. Still, it's a solid pop rock song that Nate probably hates without having heard it. Fun fact it also served as the background music to a little video Taylor Swift made about her day to day life. True story. Now if you'll forgive me I'm about to use math from high school for the first time in my life...

-If Taylor likes the song and Dan likes the song then they must be soul mates. That's one of those logic problems...more or less.




Travis Pastrana is either incredibly stupid or incredibly awesome. And the show Nitro Circus is the shit.

I think about weird things in the shower. It's sometimes awkward. For example, I've spent far too much time staring at the tiles and finding faces in them with my personal favorite being "angry Abe Lincoln." Beyond that and marveling at my finely sculpted body I'll think to myself, "Dan, you haven't been to the dentist in a while...Remember when you had the dentist named Dr. Gross?...And now it's Dr. Weiner...That's some weird names...you know who else had a weird name *insert random former friend/acquaintance here*...I wonder what happened to them." That's all one continuous thought and leads to me eventually having to convince myself that the shower is not the appropriate time to be thinking about that kid who was in your second grade class but moved and has the same first name as a current friend of yours. So feel safe in knowing that there's a chance that everytime I shower I'm thinking about you. Unless of course you're Nate, then I'm always thinking about you, shower or not.

Continuing the random facts. A guy I work with said I sound like Frank Sinatra. Which while being incredibly awesome seems a tad bit off. He also added that I could probably sing well if I tried. Now that's true, my voice sounds like a cross between Fergie and Jesus(I apologize for the obvious reference but it needed to be done). All in all he's a good guy so I'm going to take every word he says as gospel, take it straight to heart. Who ever names the song referenced there wins. Go. Ok fail, it's Time And Distance. I win. You all lose. Especially you Nate.

I'm now convinced that hockey is the way hd should be judged. Don't get me wrong, HD looks good at all times but hockey is probably the toughest to get right. As I am learning while adjusting the settings on my tv.

Nothing is going my way tonight and it's a little frustrating. First and foremost apparently I waited too long to buy the Scene It game for the xbox so I'm going to have to man up and buy the newer more expensive version. There's a new band I'm kind of getting into, but I can't find their ep online anywhere(even iTunes, I'm willing to pay for it. As a result I'm streaming their stuff online though myspace who hates me and makes it so once you listen to four songs or so you have to say no I'd rather not do a survey just let me listen to music. Damn you Tom, I'm a little bitter but kudos to you for being able to make more money apperently. And finally as you probably know(since you're Nate and you were there) it's become exponentially harder for me to hate the Islanders now. And you all should know how much I hated them at one point. But it's mainly the Scene It thing. Also the Rangers still can't score, fyi I'm watching the game now and was really hoping by typing that last sentence the I'd reverse jinx myself /the Rangers and they'd score but it's not going to happen. And on cue the Rangers Leafs score. Their name isn't even a word. It's leaves not leafs. And yet they're winning. And just so you know I literally just finished typing the reverse jinx thing and the leafs scored.

Fun fact about Dan that ties into the Rangers. As you know I've played a lot of sports games in my life and have run teams for multiple seasons, controlling the games and the players that are signed and traded for. Additionally I had a short temper and made many rash decisions which prompted Kevin to say this about the Rangers..."If they didn't play tonight Sather(the Rangers GM) would have pulled a Dan." See that's real life working it's way into virtual reality working into what ever you want to call the cluster fuck of the Rangers season.

And we're back. The Rangers scored, it might be their first meaningful goal since Matteau put one past Brodeur. MATTEAU! MATTEAU! MATTEAU! Still gives me chills, easily one of the best play by play calls that I can think of. Right up there with "do you believe in miracles? Yes!"

And the Rangers you've come to know and love tolerate are back. They allow a soft goal to relinquish the lead. BTW this has all happened in like five minutes of real time. 2:24 game time.

So they're showing highlights of the Rangers season and it's like 30 seconds long. Which is impressive that they found that many highlights, but then you realize that they're cutting in video of past glory, ala the Stanley Cup, and you go "ah, I knew this was too long to be all this year's highlights."

In case you can't tell this has broken my heart. And my will not to be a full time alcoholic. It's sad but it's a one goal game and the entire arena has given up on this team.

On the bright side I've discovered that the EP I couldn't buy isn't out yet.

"Fire Sather" says the crowd.

The worst part about the Rangers is that it's veterans making rookie mistakes. It's like they're actively trying to get their coach fired. Is it sad that I can't even get excited by a last minute goal that ties the game? That's how apathetic this team has made me.

Here's some videos related to the Rangers to cheer me up...









Bobby Granger ftw.




So you know right before the videos I mentioned it's like the Rangers were actively trying to get their coach fired? Well mission accomplished. As of like 10 hours after the game ended he was fired. I feel bad for the guy, he was a class act. And even though he wasn't the perfect coach, his team is severely lacking key components and he deserved to get more effort from some of the veterans who gave so much respect to and yet they couldn't help him out. And yes I'm partially looking at hero of mine Chris Drury. Not that you care.




I've realized I am very much lacking direction in my life. It's entirely my fault but I wish I had something even relatively unimportant to look forward to after work. Even if it's a video game, a book, some sense of "ok, just two more hours and then I get to get back to this." Idealy it would be a woman but I'm setting the bar kind of low. I've got some friends who have recently gotten into a certain book series and it kept them occupied in their free time. And books, even if poorly written are a much better use of time than me sitting here listening to music and thinking about how much I hate myself(which isn't much, because honestly I'm perfect in nearly every way).

Speaking of Twilight, apparently my mom has a copy of the book. If I don't find anything interesting to read after finishing the two books I'm currently reading I may give it a whirl just to see how it is.

So here are a few random things I don't like...
-People who use the term whoopie instead of saying sex or something.
-People who say "cuss" instead of curse. Is there a reason for this? Someone care to explain.
-"Do it right quick."

You want to hear something ironical? What's that? Yes of course? Well since you're begging. According to my last.fm page I've listened to Jack's Mannequin and Something Corporate 521 times each. Cuh-ray-zee.



Linksies for funsies...for realzies

I bang the worst dudes(sorry mom).
If You Watch It Backwards
True story this is my neighbor's house.
Could this be a list of my favorite albums of all-time? Don't know.
By using this site, and based on my internet history there's a 55% chance I'm a male. That's a win.


Find out what drunk celebrity you are at LiquidGeneration!






" Hey Guys,

Tonight, Julio (bass), Saen (gtr), Cliff (drums) and Duncan (trumpet!) will be playing an improv / all instrumental jam party @ Cinespace. We will not be playing any ATAL material, but we guarantee instant sexyness.


We go on @ 10:30pm sharp (ages 18+) and play for about 20-30 minutes.


Heavy drinking required!! @#$2WE

-the boys
"


I love As Tall As Lions.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

More fun than boobies and bubble wrap

Fuck Yeah NPH.

Casper Van Dien ftw.



Horror movies reviewed by 10 and 24 year old you...yes for some of you we've gone back in time and into the future to get your reviews.

Things not to say to cougars.





Andrew WK ftw.



He kicks more ass in a wheel chair than I ever will.




More NPH!


Untitled from Graham Butler on Vimeo.




"I don't think I'm ready to see,
To see the distance between actual, and eventually.
'Cause I've never really been who I was supposed to be,
'Cause all I really wanted to hear is that you feel the same,
I wanna learn to breathe again every time I hear your name."
-E For Explosion: Saving Lives


As you may have noticed in my last blog entry my new pastime is sitting around making myself depressed. It's been going rather well, I was actually done with it for a whole twenty four hours or so and then something else pulled me back in. On the bright side I finally think I've got something figured out that's been a source of confusion for a little while now. Kudos to me.

Conviently the Rangers have decided to start playing like absolute crap How I Met Your Mother didn't air an episode this week because our President clearly doesn't care about me since all this started it's almost as if the world, and our President, is kicking me while I'm down. On the bright side I've been reading more since, but I've picked two rather depressing books so it's furthering this depressed state. Not too mention the music I listen too. I'd read cheerier books but I'm very paticular about what books I'll read and I've read every Bill Bryson book I can find at the library/Barnes and Noble.




I've comprised a list of my top 60 or so albums that I own which you may or may not be able to read here if you're interested.




Notes on my one of my favorite movies. (fyi I've been drinking and will continue drinking while writing this so if the grammar or spelling suffers please forgive me)

I may have mentioned this before but Say Anything's video for "Alive With The Glory of Love" makes a cameo in Bridge To Terebithia.

Yo, blonde chick ftw.

"You're lucky to have a sister.
Yeah I've got four of them and I'd trade them for a good dog."

Ahhh foreshadowing, science damn you!

Of course the ginger kid is the pseudo bad guy.

I might have to read this book, which should take me no more than an afternoon tops.

Hayden Panitiere(?) singing ftw.

For better or for worse if I have a daughter in the next ten years she will be judged based on Anna Sophia Rob's character in this movie.

Zoey Deschannel is the shit. Love her. Good for you Ben Gibbard.

Bitch if you were really friends you'd walk him! Damn you woman.

I'm pseudo jealous of the relationship between the two main characters in this movie. Man I'm lonely.

Jess wanted two women and now one of them is dead and he can never have the other one. Damn it Jess, why couldn't you appreciate what you had? DAMN YOU!

Note to self, never drink and watch this movie again. And what's worse as far as my memory goes the book is even more depressing, and that's seriously fucked up.

There's a lot about this movie that's bad, the acting is the main culprite and the story isn't even all that great. But the end just breaks my heart, it kills me everytime. A little has to do with how undeniably cute the girl is but the main thing is at it's core it's about a guy who "falls in love" with a girl who causes him to change for the better, and then she unexpectedly dies and he feels responible. I've gotten to the point where I no longer feel for the actor or actress it's become a developement with the characters. I don't get all emotional over many things but it's hard to not feel for Jess when watching the movie and or reading the book. I can't even imagine how I would react if any you reading this died unexpectedly(assuming we're actually friends and you don't just read this ebcause of how damn good looking I am).




Fun fact Merriweather Lewis brought his newf on his expidition where he met Sacaquewea(that's close enough for you to understand). And that is reason number a billion why newfs are awesome. Reason one, I have one. Reason two, Jake had one. Deal with it, our dogs are better than yours. Unless of course you have a newf, in which case we're even.

Fun fact two, the dog was named Seaman and has it's own wikipedia page.

"But I swear there's still some good in me
And I think if you stuck around you'd see
All the honest attempts at integrity, I was had
Maybe if you helped me, I'd get it right
I lie awake every night, staring at the ceiling
Wondering why I feel so bad, why I feel so bad
But I swear, I swear, I swear I'll never get sad."
-The Airborne Toxic Event: Missy

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Seriously?

If you'll tolerate me for a few minutes, I'm going to do some serious blogging as it were...shocking I know.

While I was driving home from upstate, thinking about my trip I got depressed like I always do. It happens every time so that's not really noteworthy, but this time was I had a weird epiphany of sorts. After a fairly long discussion that I never really touched base on my life and such I found what I hope to be a lasting source of motivation for me. Ever since I left Oswego I've had moments and plans filled with grand ambition that's never turned into anything. But I feel like now for the first time I have something to really motivate me. I decided that it's time I change a lot of things about me. Most of this stuff no one will really know about or notice, but for the first time I have some long term goals with specific steps of achieving them.

On a related note I'm slowly driving myself insane/depressing myself thinking about everything these past two days. There's quite a few things that I really want but will never/can't happen. And it's making me depressed, but at least I've got a new Damnwells record(btw this won't be the only Damnwells plug, download this CD it's good and free). The more I think about it the more unsure I am about everything. I mean I had what I thought to be really clear thoughts in my head and as things usually go the more I thought about them the more unsure I've become. All I know is that I really can't stop thinking about this and it's making me...uneasy for lack of a better term.

I really don't think I'm ready for this next stage of my life to begin in full. I'm not ready for all of my friends to be moving on. And it's not that I'd wish a few of them screwed up along the way with me, I'm not that selfish, it's just that they're all going to be moving on and possibly moving away. And now I'm realizing I'm not ready for that. I missed out on a lot the last couple of years and it's finally catching up with me. That's one thing I wish I could change about myself, despite being incredibly focused on doing what is best for me right now I rarely appreciate anything until it's much too late. I'm just hoping that I haven't missed out entirely on some things and there's still time for me at least make myself feel a little bit better.

"You said I was made to inspire
I can change lives if you change me"
-The Devil And The Lion



I've only listened to a few things this past week...
-The Devil and The Lion: The Devil And The Lion
-The Damnwells: One Last Century
-Moving Mountains: Foreward
-Jimmy Eat World "23"
-Northstar "Chesterfield King"

"Amazing still it seems
I'll be 23
I won't always love what I'll never have
I won't always live in my regrets"
-Jimmy Eat World

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Quick hits before Syracuse

There are a lot bands/movies/books/etc. that I really only like for the whole nostalgia thing. I know everyone does this but I feel like it's almost holding me back somehow. Like it's keeping me from moving on or growing up or something. On a somewhat related note as soon as the Simpsons goes off air and releases a box set I'll probably spend upto $200 on that and never watch more than a handful of episodes.

Speaking of moving on, I think it's time I invested in a new wallet. But I'm very paticular about this so it's going to be an ongoing saga. I'll be sure to keep you updated with new developments.

New Futurama DVD on the 24th, needless to say this news blew my mind.

Fun facts, losing at a video game makes me very angry. Which is sad I know, but moving on. Puppys running around causing pure chaos is awesome.

Maybe I'm the last one to notice this but Lonnie is definitely in the first episode of Scrubs, he makes a cameo in an mri machine.

I know the show has had it's share of critics but after a subpar season two Heroes has redeemed itself with a great season three and a very promising start to season four. Even if it is basicaly doing the xmen/sentinals story. But let's be honest when you're dealing with super powers there's only so much story potential.

New Damnwells record Feb 10. And you can get it here for free. I don't think words can describe how excited I am for this. New songs are up on their myspace as well and they're fantastic. I've spent most of my morning listening to them while kind of reading/watching the snow fall, it's nice not having a real job.

"There was a story on last year's Eli Manning-to-David Tyree play. Giants center Shaun O'Hara had this to say about Manning's somehow slipping out of Richard Seymour's grasp before throwing the ball downfield: "It was such an impressive play from our standpoint because we've seen [Eli] fall on the ground numerous times before in practice for no reason at all."

Whoever doubted me that it was Diane Kruger in Troy can suck it.

In suprising news story 842...c...I like the Veronica's. And I feel entirely confident in saying that having listened to a full 1 3/4 songs. BTW, in case you didn't catch it Nate I was pseudo referencing you.

I have a new favorite website, not unlike not always right. It's called F*** My Life. And it's awesome, current favorites...

"Today, I got an email from the local D&D meet up group that the next meeting will be on Feb. 14th. I don't know what is more sad... that the group is meeting on valentines day or that I have nothing better to do but go. FML"
"Today, I drove an hour in a rainstorm to go see my boyfriend. Thirty minutes and a blow job later, he tells me he's going to meet some friends for dinner in half an hour then kicks me out of his house. It's still raining. FML"
"Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML"
"Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML"




There probably won't be any athlete in NY more deserving of getting his number retired than Adam Graves.
Mark Messier is like two minutes into his speach about Adam Graves and he's already teary eyed. He might be the toughest cry baby ever.



"I feel I have to find some meaning
I don't think I see any
I don't know what it is I see at all
Oh, no one's got it right, yeah
They're just telling lies
Combined with their own special kind of truth"
-Straylight Run





So this band is giving away their new ep for free. And it's not bad, similar enough to Brand New, it's not as good but there's some potential here and it's free.

Click here to download The Devil and The Lion's new EP for free or pay what you want for it!






I don't think this video has gotten enough views...

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Your movie ends here...

I'm sure Nate will give an equally compelling recap of our Vermont getaway, so deal with it. First portion will be a relatively complete recap but for those with short attention spans I'll provide a bulleted recap after that.

-Several hours into the drive we stop to get some food for lunch/late dinner. So we enter a Chinese restaurant. We proceed to grab some menus while contemplating our orders, feeling bold I decide to try the chicken fried rice for a change and step in front of Nate, Jackie, and Creepy Steve. Order my food, return the group area and patiently wait for everyone else to order. Now unbeknownst(that may or may not actually be a word) to me I'm still wearing my awesomely efficient cape, which may or may not have made everyone there think I was legitimately retarded. Now the reason I mentioned this is because not a single one of my "friends" said anything about my foolishness. They claim that they didn't notice but I stood with my back to them for a few minutes while ordering my food, and clearly they saw it but choose to say nothing. I know regret how nice I was to them later on.

-After the cape debacle the journey hit the home stretch at about 6:30. So, at 6:30ish we're about half an hour away the car is loaded with beer for the night and I'm eager to be drunk before the rest of the party shows up. Driving down the backroads of Vt in the dark is a very disappointing experience, but my reversed cabin fever(or perhaps my car induced cabin fever) has me giddy. After a long shouting match between Nate and Jackie, where Nate explains the importance of not following mapquest's directions we're within fifteen minutes of the cabin. And then everything goes stupid. See, I didn't say it went wrong, because stupid despite not proper English fits better.

After staying on one single road for thirty or so miles Creepy Steve tells Nate to make a right onto Lake View Lane. Now the main road wasn't perfectly cleared but there was very little snow, and clear tracks of exposed pavement where other cars had driven before, but LVL looks as if it hasn't been plowed in a week. But Nate and Creepy Steve are foolishly confident with this decision. Jackie looks for her seat belt as we start down the hilly snow covered road into nowhere, I simply think what's the worst that could happen, we slide off the road , nbd. After less than thirty seconds everyone in the car has silently agreed(well Jackie and I at least) that this is a terrible idea but it's actually fun in a terrifying kind of way and we're doing well so let's just roll with it. After about a mile and a half, going up what turns out to be the final hill Nate's little engine that could, no longer can. Then in an impressive feat Nate somehow gets his car turned less than halfway around on the one lane road and falls off into the snow bank.

At first things don't look too bad, we appear to still be on the road, and the snow doesn't seem too deep, but our initial optimism is dashed when Creepy Steve steps knee deep into the snow. Fun sidenote, as soon as we stepped out of the car to assess the situation we hear a coyote howling off in the distance. Good times. So after a little fruitless pushing we decide to call triple a but without service this is tough, but I'm thinking if I just continue up this hill maybe I'll get some service, crazier things have happened. By now though Nate has slipped into "Horror Movie Survival Mode" and Creepy Steve is sent up the hill with me. On the way up I notice a seemingly abandoned house, which with Nate's horror movie paranoia is enough to make me nervous, but then we hear the always ominous wind chimes and immediately run back to the car shouting.

With no other options we start walking down to the road hoping to find decent cell service for the first time in about two hours. By the time we reach the road it's close to eight. In completely predictable fashion we still have no service so without other options Jackie and Nate start heading to one of the three houses within eye sight. We sent Jackie because she's a girl and is a lot less threatening than a guy, and Nate was sent because he's friendly and manly enough to protect Jackie. So while Hansel and Gretal go skipping off to their date with an oven Steve and I stand around the end of the drive way and contemplate our other options should all else fail. After meeting one of the nicest guys ever Jackie and Nate return to patiently wait for the tow truck to arrive. An hour passes and what we correctly guessed was the misses returns to our new best friend's house. Around 9 he comes out in his car to tell us the first tow company isn't coming and that a second one is coming from forty five minutes away, and that we're welcome to hang out in his house while we wait and get warm. Initially we opt to head back to the car, get some liquid courage and then head back down. We hang out in their kitchen for about 15 minutes until the tow truck arrives.

Now that the truck is here we talk to the driver and let him know we're up the road and we'll see them there. They offer us a ride and since the cab is full the four of us find spots on the back of the truck. Jackie and Creepy Steve hop on the back of the truck itself, leaving Nate and I to sit on the fork lift that they use to lift cars up off the ground. On the way up this snow covered road, I hear Jackie say this, "they're holding onto the handles in the cab, they're nervous." Now when you're sitting on the back of a pickup truck moving at considerable speed with the very real chance of falling off this isn't comforting news. But we make it to Nate's car, and after getting over the impressive nature of Nate's tiny little car they begin to pull the car out.

As luck would have it as Nate's car is just about freed, we see headlights come in the distance and it's the first car of the two car convoy that left hours after us. Quickly Nate realizes that the second car will be coming and he sends me running down the mile long road to prevent certain disaster. With that crisis averted I head back up the hill to help push the other car back so we can't get back to cleared roads and on with the weekend.

-With the snowy lane behind us we reach the cabin, play games like drink the beer, people go hottubing, Nate and I take a nice hike, we play catch phrase, more hot tub, Nate and I end up sleeping the same room.

BULLETED RECAP RECAP RECAP! (That's meant to be said like a monster truck announcer)

-Go to Boston
-Leave Boston
-Put on "cape" as joke.
-Get food while forgetting about said cape.
-Realize my "friends" are jackasses, and should have told me about the cape before I made an ass of myself.
-Keep driving, and despite forewarning use directions given by mapquest.
-Stuck in the snow
-Use strangers phone because we have no service.
-Two to three hours later tow truck arrives
-Hour later Nate's car is out and we've pushed another one back.
-Arrive at cabin.
-At one point I think I made like 7 straight shots in beerpong, a feat which will never be repeated.
-Brokeback weekend truly begins.
-Hijinks follow.
-Sexual tension with two different people.
-Predictably and yet somewhat surprisingly share a room with Nate.
-Drive home with much less drama and physical exertion.

More Brokeback Weekend Facts:
-I feel like I kind of stole Steve's thunder. It was supposed to be his broke back weekend with Nate.
-Nate might actually believe his life is a horror movie. This is really funny or really depressing.
-Didn't see a moose, but did see "bear cub tracks," or perhaps dog tracks I'm not an animal expert.
-Vermont is a cool state, terrible cell service but fun place.
-On the way back we searched for a deli that Nate and I stopped at in consecutive years when we were entering high school but we're unable to find it.
-We did however find our way to Long Trail Brewery, and got a great self-guided tour and some good food with good beer. It was a bit of redemption for not being able to drink at Federal Jack's.
-I may have impressed Nate with my ability to read a map, and my clear memories of our youth despite not finding the deli.
-Whether or not anyone agrees with him, someone said that there was clear sexual tension between me and Jackie, which is fantastic.
-Additionally there is clear sexual tension between Nate and I.
-Despite being much colder than back home the temperature never bothered me, even while stuck in the snow for hours. Northface jacket ftw.
-gg.


Now a little musical break from a band I absolutely love...As Tall As Lions.






Now that we're three weeks or so into season 8 of scrubs, I must say I am enjoying the new season. Which really shouldn't be a surprise considering how forgiving I am of poor seasons after two or three good ones.

Some upcoming shows I would like to be a part of...

Wed 3/4- Anathallo at the Mercury Lounge.
Sun 3/8- The Airborne Toxic Event at the Bowery Ballroom.
Wed 3/11- The Airborne Toxic Event at the Bowery Ballroom.
Sat 3/14- Butch Walker at Webster Hall.
Fri 3/27- The Gaslight Anthem at Webster Hall.
Sat 4/4- The Damnwells at the Mercury Ballroom