The Adventures of Growly: In your dreams...

Even in my dreams I don't get laid. I had a dream the other night involving Megan Fox, and you know what we did? We cuddled for a few minutes, rode dirt bikes(winning some backyard competition thing) and then ran away from a demon. Then as the demon closed in on her, obviously not wanting me, I dragged the demon to the ground with the intention of sacrificing myself to save her. Except it turns out demons, at least the ones in my dreams, hate the earth and die. So I saved the day, and then I woke up.

So the next time when I mention a girl that I clearly have no shot with people can't even say "only in your dreams" because even there nothing happens. Sad face.

While looking for tv to watch I stumbled upon the Power Rangers, now my desire to be one held my attention, and as I'm watching they're all wearing leather jackets. Fuck that makes me want to be one even worse now. Also they may have just taken a giant fireball straight to the face and come up relatively unharmed.

I know Adventureland is a very average movie, and I am very aware of it's shortcomings, but I like it. So there.

The new .moneen. album is fantastic. Right now I'm absolutely loving it. And even though the lyrics aren't all that deep and overly meaningful and clever they're my favorite lyrics of the year. Of course the fact that moneen is one a few bands that just instantly makes me feel better doesn't hurt. And case you're wondering the other bands in that list are as follows, The Damnwells, As Tall As Lions, Jimmy Eat World, Brand New, and the Gaslight Anthem.

Brand New's Daisy is good. Really good. But not great. It's a record that at the end of your first listen you just go, wow.

So Muse was told they'd have to play to a backing track and this is how they decided to handle it...

Couple of things, in 1985 the Chicago Bears recorded a song called the Super Bowl Shuffle, which despite being awesome was only nominated, didn't win, for best Best Rhythm & Blues Vocal Performance—Duo or Group. According to wikipedia.

Then the next year, just one game into their season the Mets recorded "Get Metsmerized" and I'll be damned if it isn't even better than the Super Bowl Shuffle. I've embedded it for your listening pleasure.